Yes folks, today is declared the very firstest ever Ambrose Day. Festivities are already under way with the playful throwing of Vim and Eno liver salts (it was all we could come up with in the absence of powder paint). Groida is blowing Haribo sweeties out of a length of drain pipe and has managed to score a direct hit between Mordecai's peepers.
Auntie Pamela is boiling up a vast cauldron of curried liver and dumplings so there will be an exotic aroma and strange, squeaky melodies on the wind probably until past dawn.
This is a direct response to you humans and your insulting "Insect Days" when you let loose your unruly offspring in shopping centres across the land. If you want to see what really goes on when we let our antennae down, pop over to the tin mine for a real knees-up (all half a dozen of 'em in most cases). Bring a bottle of Tizer and some Findus pancakes for the fire ...
What a way to celebrate, with Tizer and Findus crispy pancakes. Would I be correct in thinking a few tins of fruit might cheer the party along too? Happy Ambrose Day!
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