Artistic Differences

If you want something done properly, do it yourself. Or at least delegate the task to a creature with more than two legs and half a brain.

The so-called creative folk who were supposed to be making a cinematic magnus opossum about "The Big A Gang - An Investigation" have turned out to be a bunch of subversive buggers. Even a simpleton like Groida twigged what was going on. You extrude the widdle from proud and very large insects at an astronomical cost.

We did over the Dorchester Hotel a few years back after a dispute regarding the bill, gave a spanking to that unwholesome nest of cheeky Aznavours shortly afterwards and broadcast to the world about it. You would have thought that would have been warning enough, but evidently not. Vengeance is on the cards and this time we shall ensure that all from Inuit to Eskimo are made aware of the wrath emanating from the furiously beating breast of Padstow.

The scheming rotters who attempted to con our eager crew into appearing in the fake fillum have been exposed as very naughty. They were after the Posse's most secret moments, their intentions to portray us as a gang of fraudulent, intimidating racketeers and wreckers of merchant maritime vessels.

I have the utmost faith in the just laws of this country, but failing that, I'll drag us out of the mire with bribes, threats or microscopic technicalities. Pull up the ladder Ambrose, the Green Feller's team are all right!

This hopelessly conceived project will be reborn as "Ambrose - The Movie" with the rousing legend "You Will Believe A Mantis Can Play The Harmonium". I can and you will. A few more container ships lost on the Lizard and the clapperboards with be going like crickets in summer!