Well, things are all set for the fillum. Auntie P's and Uncle Lucas's animosity towards the production team has evaporated, especially since they have been promised the opportunity to perform a dance number. I am not quite sure if the world is ready for two lumbering mega-scorpions attempting to emulate the graceful moves of Fred and Ginger but I suspect the results will be a high-scorer on YouTube for years.
Mordecai is displaying uncharacteristic shyness over the project, but I am confident he will give of his best once the cameras are rolling. If he wees himself, however, I may have to consider emigrating. I may also have to rein in Cheryl if she becomes overenthustastic and threatens to show us up. I will ensure Y Nauci 14 is loaded with some tranquiliser harpoons to be on the safe side
I'll work out what to do about Groida later. I've enough vexations to bring on a migraine as it is. He seems quite happy in his own little world and is best left there (as long as he is kept away from high voltages and explosives).
Unbeknownst to the producers, I have taken it upon myself to write the music for the fillum. When did you last hear a harmonium on a soundtrack? That should shift a few CD's and downloads. Ker-ching. Hehehe! I am working on the title song, loosely based on "The Lost Chord" by that celebrated pair Gilbert O'Sullivan and Jimmy Durante. I haven't decided whether to perform it myself or ask Auntie P, who sounds like a cross between Bonnie Tyler and a jet engine.
Keep tuned for more exciting news ...
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