Groida the Mega-Scorpion

My best fiend and co-conspirator Groida the Mega-Scorpion, seen here engaged in a frank exchange of views with his Auntie Pamela after a Cardiff City away game. Groida once auditioned for first violin with the Israel Philharmonic but was rejected for not being kosher. He divides his time between causing disturbances in Rhyl, hosting his own chat show on Austrailian Aborigine cable TV and tormenting his mad cousin Vernon in Oslo.