Have you seen the latest poo sack of those ghastly, common Freeview channels we are being encouraged to re-tune to at present? Sod the lot, drop into "Ambrose TV" and get busy and smart, you hippies and swingers!
Groida has a Zumba class on "Daytime Mega-Scorpion Ladies" (when he can be bothered to shift his lazy carcass after the crack of noon). No injury claims accepted.
Auntie Pamela's "Big Burp-Off" is similarly exempt from damage to gullet, anus and all points inbetween. Tell the polis nothing, even under torture.
Uncle Lucas's "Do It Yourself Before Others Have a Go" has been suppressed by the authorities.
Bro Mordecai is making a spectacle of himself, with his one-mantis tribute to US TV from the ancient of days (Lucille Bark, The Lone Amoeba, Dragplankton, The Beverley Carbonised-Teabillies).
It is rare that I can sit back, doze and experience such a fiasco without getting involved. Pass me a sherbet fountain, someone!
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