As we ate our tea, watching "The New Karate Kid" on TV, the amiable ninja Pat Morita issued the howler "playing mantis always dlop to one knee before stliking". What a pire of clap! If I indulged in such esoteric contortions prior to the kill, I wouldn't be able to accurately align the missile's guidance system.
I blame Hollywood. It give people funny ideas. Mordecai was certainly acting strangely whenever Hilary Swank appeared on screen. He could barely keep the tray on his lap.
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