Ask Ambrose

Are you a seeker after truth? "Ask Ambrose" is a new service being offered to the ignorant and confused.

There are several sites available where the unwary may be lured into disinformation, ruin or intellectual slavery. I recently uncovered such a disgraceful enterprise, "groida.com", where the feeble-minded are led astray by an equally foolish knave who ought to know better and will be getting a right pasting with a piece of wood once the lights go out for the night.

Let me give you an example of the fraudulent nonsense expounded by this grubby set-up:

According to a test enquiry, Admiral Lord Nelson was really called Neslon and was a secret envoy from the planet Saturn. Three blue beans make five because of gravitational anomalies and dinosaurs were made of chocolate.

Stick with the knowledgeable insight and deep understanding of yer Uncle Ambrose. You know it makes sense. At reasonable rates.