The Ambrosia Players wish to express sincere regret for the cancellation of their production "The Murder in the Red Barn" due to a mysterious explosion which destroyed the St Agnes scout hut in the early hours of Boxing Day.
As ticket holders should already be aware, their purchases are rendered null and void and all monies are forfeited to the administrative accounts of ACPM Insurance and Llareggub Refunds (Rhyl) under existing terms and conditions. Any grievances may be discussed with either Uncle Lucas or Auntie Pamela in the Krazy Kurnow tea rooms car park at any time after sunset.
Unsubstantiated rumours have suggested that the venue was decimated by a missile launched from a "bizarre-looking contraption". We can now reveal that independent data from the G M Scorpion Observatory confirms "unusual aerial activity in the vicinity at the time" and "it was the Venusian SAS what done it". Watch the skies!
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